The FIX deux

Associated Press

This week Brett Michaels chose Amber as his rock of love, American Idol raised an estimated $60 million and counting for their “Idol Gives Back” charity show and Britney Spears was involved in another traffic accident.

With all the crazy reality television and pure stupid gossip we all obsess over, Jessica Alba was brushed under the carpet when she gave a truly wonderful gift to a 9-year-old girl.

When Alba received a letter from Alina Kent from Stockbridge, Ga., who has mitral valve regurgitation, a serious heart problem, she couldn’t deny her little fan’s request to spend time with her.

According to, “Mitral valve regurgitation is a potentially deadly condition in which the heart’s mitral valve doesn’t close properly, causing blood to flow backward into the organ, which can lead to heart failure.”

It took eight months for the request from Kent’s mother through the Kids Wish Network for her dream to become a reality. On March 27 Kent finally got her wish. After getting on a flight to Los Angeles and settling in to their swanky Sunset Marquis hotel room in West Hollywood, it was time to hit the Estilo Salon.

It wouldn’t be Hollywood if there wasn’t yet another breakup to put on the front cover of all the tabloids.

Carrie Underwood and Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford had been spotted canoodling around Hollywood for the past two months. There were rumors that Crawford had been cheating on Underwood with J.C. Chavez from N’Sync, but who knows what really was going on. All that’s known is the two sexy stars broke-up via text message.

I thought that a note in class or a message on my voicemail calling it quits was bad, but text messaging is low. What’s next? Your away status on Myspace or maybe a YouTube video to the world announcing your inadequacies as a couple?

Vanilla Ice aka Robert Van Winkle was taken to a Florida jail on April 10 for kicking and hitting his wife, Lauren Van Winkle. The wannabe rapper was released from jail on April 12, but is facing a single count of domestic battery.

“He started yelling at me for going out to buy a bedroom set, in front of my daughter,” she stated in the police report. “I’m sorry, I can’t say any more until I talk to an attorney.”

Vanilla Ice denied the claim and said he never hit his wife.

Quotes of the Week:

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”

-Jack Nicholson reminiscing on old childhood memories. (

“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet”

-Robin Williams must be missing his pair as his 19 year marriage his currently going down the drain. (