The Fix deux

Beware! There is something in the water this season and it seems to be attacking Hollywood starlets. Nicole Kidman, Jessica Alba and the ever-controversial Jamie Lynn Spears are all toting baby bellies. Forget Mr. Chow’s as the hot spot to dine, it seems these young starlets are making the maternity ward the “it” place to be. With the birth of Christina Aguilara’s baby and Nicole Richie’s little girl, this trend is gaining speed and has made the baby bump the hot new accessory for the season. I see a list of designer diaper bags to hit the most fashionable lists in all the major magazines.

From growing bellies to growing biceps, Mary J. Blige, 50 Cent, Wyclef Jean, Timbaland and Tyler Perry are just a few of the names that have emerged in a New York City’s investigation in regards to steroid use. The focus of the investigation isn’t on pursing the celebrity pill poppers, but stopping the doctors who

are prescribing the drugs without meeting with the patient first. Witnesses from Long Island who are cooperating with police officials provided the celebrity names and none of the celebrity steroid users are being served with drug charges.

Quotes of the Week

“Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean, I would love to be skinny like that, but not with those flies and death and stuff.”

– Mariah Carey

“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.”

– Oprah Winfrey