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Guess what? Every Idol’s prayer may be answered: Simon Cowell might be throwing in the towel, OK! Magazine reports. Apparently, when 17-year-old Sanjaya Malaker made it to “American Idol’s” Top 12, Cowell said: “He’s not going to win. I won’t be back if he does.” Regardless of what Cowell said, the magazine was quick to note the judge’s contract with “American Idol” extends to 2009. Perhaps later realizing his words were having no effect on the voting process, Cowell retrenched, telling Malaker after his performance of Gwen Stefani‘s “Bathwater,” during the Gwen pop night: “I don’t think it matters anymore what we say actually