I’ve been a student here at Northern for a couple of years now and this is what I heard: I heard from my friend’s girlfriend’s cousin’s math teacher, that the RA’s where having a program called sex in the dark where everyone has sex in the dark, with aquatic mammals, I think that’s awful. I also heard from my neighbor’s wife’s hairstylist that the food in the cafeteria is gourmet quality. I did hear from my best friend’s little brother’s dog that our campus is extremely unsafe. I think that before bashing programs that are on campus, people should probably show up to the programs on campus and see what they’re all about. Don’t believe everything you hear, that’s just what I heard. Jesse McDonald